OT...But, please read It's an important holiday project!

[rebecca]

Hi everyone, a friend of mine sent this to me today and I am asking that you please check it out & fill it out, it's a very, very IMPORTANT thing to do for the holiday spirit in you
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

HAPPY HOLIDAYS :D

[Hildegard_von_Knittin]

well, I did it, then the dialog box popped up, I hit "ok" and nothing... hmm...

[Jan in CA]

Same thing happened to me... filled it out, clicked okay and nothing.

[benniesma]

Cute! Here's how mine turned out..

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Anita's Office party. It was Gretchen who spiked the punch with too much beer. I can't help it if I drank 5 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put David's shirt on my head and danced the ballet on the table while singing `I want you to want me'. I didn't mean to break Anita's phone and don't know why Anita would accuse me of robbery.

I don't remember calling Danny's wife a sweet horse---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Paula's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that chocolate.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a spicy dog and have me arrested for assault!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all sickly and cold. And I'm really not to blame for any of this small stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and wisely yours,
Laura (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 10 bucks!

[KellyK]

HEE HEEE!!!!!! Here's mine:

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Hildie's Office party. It was Ingrid who spiked the punch with too much chocolate martini. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like clean laundry.

I thought it was funny when I put FiberGirl's undies on my head and danced the macarena on the buffet while singing `Careless Whisper'. I didn't mean to break Hildie's cell phone and don't know why Hildie would accuse me of blasphemy.

I don't remember calling Deano's wife a loquacious llama---even though she looked like one with teal eye shadow and emerald lipstick!

And when I threw up on Rebecca's husband's boob, it was only because I ate too much of that cake.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my horse-drawn carriage through my neighbor's foyer. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a serene pooch and have me arrested for tomfoolery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all stinky and horrendous. And I'm really not to blame for any of this globulous stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and sneakily yours,
Kelly (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 4 bucks!

[BinkyKat]

Nada results here... we suk :rollseyes:

[Vendie]

HEE HEEE!!!!!! Here's mine:
I thought it was funny when I put FiberGirl's undies on my head and danced the macarena on the buffet while singing `Careless Whisper'.

Gee, I hope they were clean undies, KK!

Here's mine. I can't believe I didn't include "boobies" in there anywhere...thanks for taking care of that, Kelly!

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jill's Office party. It was Cathy who spiked the punch with too much Pepsi. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like strawberries.

I thought it was funny when I put Suzanne's sweater on my head and danced the rumba on the chair while singing `Everybody Wants to Rule the World'. I didn't mean to break Jill's blender and don't know why Jill would accuse me of theft.

I don't remember calling Jeff's wife a cushy cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on Laurel's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that cheese.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's door. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sweet cat and have me arrested for embezzlement!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all surly and finicky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this dirty stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
Angelia (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

[rebecca]

:rofling: HILARIOUS!! I wonder why some aren't showing up?!

[Jan in CA]

I got it work in IE. Doesn't work in Firefox apparently. :rollseyes:

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Gina's Office party. It was Gail who spiked the punch with too much Diet Coke. I can't help it if I drank 3 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cinnamon.

I thought it was funny when I put Mary's slippers on my head and danced the chicken dance on the bed while singing `White Christmas'. I didn't mean to break Gina's laptop and don't know why Gina would accuse me of robbery.

I don't remember calling Jeff's wife a horny cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Marie's husband's butt, it was only because I ate too much of that cupcake.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my seadoo through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a happy cat and have me arrested for hijacking!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all lazy and heavy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this scratchy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and very yours,
Jan (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 4 bucks!