People people people. The absolute worst thing that can happen? You get a pair of free, handknitted socks in the mail before you cast on to kill your target. Whoops! Now you're dead, better send that pattern and the yarn you were GOING to use to your killer, and then sit back and watch the rest of the fun!
Aidan, you can always sign up with your parent's address and either ask them to forward your mail or officially change your mailing address with the post office. It's not very hard, and they forward all your mail for six months, by which time you'll have changed your mailing address back to your permanent address. It sounds confusing but it really isn't.
Don't let Angelia fool you, I took Freshman Comp and while I would never label ANY class as a blow-off class, it's not a kill-yourself-working class, either.
Unless Angelia is teaching YOUR freshman Comp class, in which case you should work your tuchus off.
Perhaps I'm not the best role model, though, since I've always been an above-average writer and was able to coast through writing classes without incident.
I look forward to keeling you!!!!!! knitted socks of DOOM! bWAHAHAHAHAHA!