It's only $4, but I don't know how complicated it would be.
"On the Internet, no one knows if you're a dog." (Cats are obvious, though; they always fall asleep on the keyboard.)
Luna Flickering Flames Circular Skirt from elann.com (weaving in all the ends - it feels like there are thousands of them!!!)
*Toe-up socks (using Denise's Toe-up Socks tutorial on Cybersocks).
*Crocheted t-top with knitted sleeves and collar.
*Fuzzy Feet from knitty.com
*2 more pairs of Toe-up socks (using the Knitting Fiend's Sock-u-lator II)