lol i think we would all be banned if we got in trouble for a post like this one. I am pretty sure we have all run into trouble with what I am assuming is a hank of yarn you were trying to unwind. (one that looks like this
when you buy it.)
everybody has a different trick to how they unwind those. Putting them around the back of a chair, around their feet, around their knees, around a lamp shade, and of course around someone's hands are all suggestions I have heard. You can also purchase a yarn swift and ball winder
but it may be more than you want to invest right at the moment. any way you do it though, you have to put that around something in order to make sure it doesn't tangle on itself.