Okay, I've "known how to knit" for a year now, or so I thought.
I took my knitting to class one day. It's a scarf for winter, knit straight through because I just want to get rid of the yarn (lion homespun is the CRAPPIEST yarn ev0r). So I'm knitting happily as we're singing "Cantate Domino" and my friend Becca, who is a knitting and crochet veteran, looks down at me for a second, and continues singing.
When we've finished, and are having a break, Becca turns to me and says "You're doing that wrong" and I'm like "Say what?". Apparently I knit backwards!
here is a crude diagram of what happens to me when I knit, and what supposedly should be happening.
help yesh? A picture or two will come later.