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Old 12-22-2006, 06:57 PM   #1
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OT-Has this been around? Birthday Calculator
In case anyone wants to know how reeeaallllyyy ooooolllllddddd they are.
My mom: "Hi, this is my 451 month old, Jodie. Say hello to the nice lady dear..."

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Old 12-22-2006, 07:08 PM   #2
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Old 12-22-2006, 07:49 PM   #3
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You are 23 years old.
You are 284 months old.
You are 1,236 weeks old.
You are 8,651 days old.
You are 207,642 hours old.
You are 12,458,567 minutes old.
You are 747,514,077 seconds old.
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Old 12-22-2006, 08:04 PM   #4
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Okay as an adopted child this doesn't mean much to me but is there anybody who really wants to think about this?


Your date of conception was on or about 4 February 1970 which was a Wednesday.
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Old 12-22-2006, 08:16 PM   #5
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Old 12-22-2006, 08:28 PM   #6
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yeah, that's not something I really want to know


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Yeah, I wasn't too thrilled with that part myself... I prefer to assume my parents did nothing more than hold hands...
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Old 12-22-2006, 10:38 PM   #8
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I like the part with the celebrit birthdays! I have good ones.

John Stamos (Must be where I get my good looks from)
Malcome Forbes (I'll be rich one day!)
Matthew Perry (and make bad movies!)
Tipper Gore (hehe. Her name is Tipper.)
Ogden Nash (Silliness AND poetic prowess explained!)
Peter Gallagher (I may kill myself if my eyebrows start to look like his)
Bill Clinton (See: I'm a huge flaming liberal)
Orville Wright (airplanes! Neeeeeerrrrrwoosh!)
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Old 12-23-2006, 01:10 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by BinkyKat
Yeah, I wasn't too thrilled with that part myself... I prefer to assume my parents did nothing more than hold hands...
I told my mom once that the best thing about being adopted was that I KNEW that my parents never had "relations" and there was absolutely no evidence to the contrary!
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:46 AM   #10
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Dont you just love this part:

There are 167 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 36 candles.

Those 36 candles produce 36 BTUs,
or 9,072 calories of heat (that's only 9.0720 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.11 US ounces of water with that many candles.



Here are the famous people born on birthday:

Kim Clijsters (1983) Kanye West (1978) Keenen Ivory Wayans (1958)
Tim Berners-Lee (1955) Boz Scaggs (1944) Nancy Sinatra (1940)
Joan Rivers (1933) Jerry Stiller (1929) Barbara Bush (1925)
Robert Preston (1918) Frank Lloyd Wright (1867)

They forgot about Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran!! I loved that band when I was growing up. I thought it was sooooo cool, that we shared the same birthday!
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