Ok, I have reached a decision:
...my neighbor just stopped by and spotted the yarn on my coffee table (it is very hard to miss). She said "ohhh WOW...what in the world are you making with THAT?"
I told her I couldn't make anything with it, and she said "how about a doggie sweater, you will never have to worry about being seen by on-coming cars!"
...and I thought, that's a good idea!
I have two entire books devoted to dog sweaters so I will add it to my future project list.
Seriously, I expected a bright cheery shade, but this is *beyond* bright.
As much as I dislike the color, I bet my pup will look adorable in it, if anyone can wear rhubarb and get away with it...it's her!
I'll be sure to post a photo once it's done, if I can figure out how, and if I can't, I'll "ask my granddaughter" as recommended by KnitPicks LOL
I mean geez, we aren't all grandma's right???