I measured my disaster in progress today and it's right at 36". I decided to go ahead and post a couple of pics of it at this stage even though it really is a horrible piece of work. It should be good for a chuckle or two.
What do you mean guys don't knit?
Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
Perfection is overrated. Knitting is meant to relieve stress, not cause it. Relax and enjoy it.