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Old 01-26-2007, 03:09 PM   #1
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OT: One more thing knitting is good for: joke
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps
on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

The cop says: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And
her, what is she doing?"

The young man shr! ugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover
sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at
night in a Lover's lane...and nothing naughty is happening!

The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says "I'm
22, sir."

The cop asks: "And her...what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11
minutes.
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Old 01-26-2007, 03:14 PM   #2
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That is hilarious!
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Old 01-26-2007, 05:16 PM   #4
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Julie....very funny. I hope I can remember it long enough to tell someone...I'm one of THOSE people, no memory.
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Very good, but you cut off a few key sentences at the beginning.
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Originally Posted by cawthraven


Very good, but you cut off a few key sentences at the beginning.
Sorry about that!! I can't remember the punch line of a joke, so I guess this kinda balances that!? Sideways sorta?
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