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Old 03-08-2007, 02:59 PM   #1
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I heard a great knitting pun/joke, I wonder if there are lots more out there that I haven't heard. I'm new to knitting so haven't heard any of them. Go ahead and share!
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yarn lovers can undestand what it means to have a
~~~YARNGASM~~!!!!
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:40 PM   #2
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We here at KH like to Fiberbate before the Yarngasm.
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:44 PM   #3
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Yarngasm I understand and I like the word very much

But fiberbate??? Can anyone try to describe/circumscribe it for me? My online dictionary can not

Please - because I like to laugh with you :D
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Originally Posted by Krautie
Yarngasm I understand and I like the word very much

But fiberbate??? Can anyone try to describe/circumscribe it for me? My online dictionary can not

Please - because I like to laugh with you :D
It's when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca.
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Yarngasm I understand and I like the word very much

But fiberbate??? Can anyone try to describe/circumscribe it for me? My online dictionary can not

Please - because I like to laugh with you :D
It's when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca.
There may be moaning, too.
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Thank you, Ingrid......I think now I know what fiberbate is meaning
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