Helppppp meeeee

[Nobones]

Ok, today I thought down with that purple dressing gown, and 'S*d this'.

So I need your help. I am going to knit.......A SOCK tada.

But I need help, sutible easy pattern, what sort of yarn, needles ect.

If you guys help I'll be a less stressed person, and my brain can stay behind my ears.

Thank you Nobones