Awww, Mason. I'm sorry about Socrates.
I voted for Twinky. My Gramma had a cat named Twinkie. Golden colored on the outside & a cream filling down the middle (white tummy). He got called Little S**t more than he got called Twinkie. So, in our family, if you were mad at someone, you called them a Twinkie. :rofling:
He looked a lot like your kitty.