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Old 07-13-2007, 12:00 PM   #21
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Old 07-13-2007, 12:02 PM   #22
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A gay sweater is a sweater that is attracted to other sweaters. If the sweater is attracted to camisoles, then the sweater is also a pedophile.

Hetero sweaters are attracted to pants and skirts.


~wipes tears from face~.. seriously Stiney..do you do stand up? I'd pay to see you in a comedy club!
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Old 07-13-2007, 12:12 PM   #23
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Old 07-13-2007, 01:05 PM   #24
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Originally Posted by Stiney View Post
A gay sweater is a sweater that is attracted to other sweaters. If the sweater is attracted to camisoles, then the sweater is also a pedophile.

Hetero sweaters are attracted to pants and skirts.


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Originally Posted by Stiney View Post
A gay sweater is a sweater that is attracted to other sweaters. If the sweater is attracted to camisoles, then the sweater is also a pedophile.

Hetero sweaters are attracted to pants and skirts.






to you Stiney!

I haven't laughed that hard all week!

I agree - we should make McCain lots of rainbow colored items ... hats with big pompoms, scarves with ruffles and tassles, glittery thongs ... [sigh] how do you teach the ignorant and closeminded?
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Originally Posted by Stiney View Post
A gay sweater is a sweater that is attracted to other sweaters. If the sweater is attracted to camisoles, then the sweater is also a pedophile.

Hetero sweaters are attracted to pants and skirts.



My line was a mildly amusing off the cuff remark, yours is great.
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Originally Posted by Stiney View Post
A gay sweater is a sweater that is attracted to other sweaters. If the sweater is attracted to camisoles, then the sweater is also a pedophile.

Hetero sweaters are attracted to pants and skirts.


I just spit Pepsi out of my nose.

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Old 07-13-2007, 04:42 PM   #29
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Maybe he felt an uncomfortable attraction to the sweater?
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A gay sweater is a sweater that is attracted to other sweaters. If the sweater is attracted to camisoles, then the sweater is also a pedophile.

Hetero sweaters are attracted to pants and skirts.






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