Stupid Headlines

[Sharly]

Can you believe this?

Local Obesity Conference Draws Large Crowd

[threesmom]

Doesn't anyone check these things first?

[Kaydee]

That could go to the Tonight Show for the headlines segment. I love that part of the show!

[BinkyKat]

That could go to the Tonight Show for the headlines segment. I love that part of the show!

I love that bit too! Especially the engagements...my favorite one was for the "Wiggley-Wiener" wedding

There are two towns near hear that a locally famous headline read many many years ago... "Fertile Couple Dies in Climax"
It was an unfortunate accident that a couple from Fertile MN died in Climax ND...sad, yet funny all these years later.

[Ingrid]

There was one in the local paper that I was going to send to Leno.

"Man Buried Alive 26 Years Ago, Dies"

Some stamina, huh?

[BinkyKat]

I saw an ad in the classified once I wish I would have sent in...
"For sale: Dining room table-seats 10 with 8 chairs"
Who gets to sit on weird Uncle Sid's lap next thanksgiving?

[Sharly]

I love that bit too! Especially the engagements...my favorite one was for the "Wiggley-Wiener" wedding

There are two towns near hear that a locally famous headline read many many years ago... "Fertile Couple Dies in Climax"
It was an unfortunate accident that a couple from Fertile MN died in Climax ND...sad, yet funny all these years later.

There was one in the local paper that I was going to send to Leno.

"Man Buried Alive 26 Years Ago, Dies"

Some stamina, huh?

:rofling::rofling::r ofling:

[Chel]

I posted this a long time ago.

I know what they meant, but it still makes me laugh.