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Old 08-16-2007, 12:14 AM   #1
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A Friend of mine sent me this knitting joke ENJOY!!



KNITTING BLONDE
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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Old 08-16-2007, 12:18 AM   #2
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haha I love it!!
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Old 08-16-2007, 12:23 AM   #3
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Old 08-16-2007, 02:07 AM   #4
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Old 08-16-2007, 02:39 AM   #5
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Old 08-16-2007, 07:19 AM   #6
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:15 AM   #7
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:33 AM   #8
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As a blonde, I resemble that statement!!!!
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