My husband and I were shopping one time, he's 10 1/2 years older than me. We had the cart between us, he was at one end of it, I was at the other and we both were looking at stuff on the shelf. Some guy walks up to me and tells me "You need to take better precautions with your purse (it was in the cart) young lady, that guy is standing right by your cart." I told him it was my husband.
He's like "oh, oh, oh, ok sorry." and hauled butt out of the there.