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Old 12-19-2007, 11:03 AM   #11
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I've lived her way for 20 years. If she can't live mine for 20 minutes, I'll come visit her.
This is so well put, thank you!!
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:42 AM   #12
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11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:57 AM   #13
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How many of us were nodding saying 'how true'?!

So funny, thanks.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:47 PM   #14
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3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Those two totally describe me!! And the answer I want to give to some "friends" and family members' who don't get it. MY CATS ARE TO ME WHAT YOUR KIDS ARE TO YOU!

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Old 12-19-2007, 11:39 PM   #15
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LOL! It's too true!
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Old 12-20-2007, 08:41 AM   #16
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I fall faster than you can run!!! OMG How true!! I have a cat that thinks it is his job to wind between my legs while I walk. He won't do it while I'm standing still. He waits for me to walk and he will do it all the way down the hall. I have a huge bruise on my elbow today from where he nearly tripped me yesterday and I banged my elbow into the edge of a door. He then looks at me indignantly like I did something to him that caused him to stop doing something he thought I needed.
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:22 AM   #17
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:D That was cute.
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:55 PM   #18
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Have you read something called "The Diary of the Cat" and "the Diary of the Dog"? One of my prof's has it posted, I assume its somewhere online. One of the Cat's diary entries is about winding through the legs of the humans. Its hilarious, especially if you read both together. I'll see if I can find it and post the link when I get a chance.
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Old 12-21-2007, 03:17 PM   #19
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