I know its horrible but I also thought horribly hilarious (at least the attempt)......
Seriously there is a dearth of knitted patterns for masks out there. Since its Mardi Gras and I didn't feel like going to the French Market (which is only a few blocks away....so I'm lazy) I decided, "Why can't I make my own? The following is the result of knitting hubris... but hopefully the prototype for a much better one for next year.
Please keep in mind this whole thing is about 5 minutes worth of thinking and 30 minutes of knitting and construction.
Maybe I'll just go to the French Market after all!