my mom, an elementary art teacher, was doing some sort of class today. when it was over she was walking down some steps carrying about 30 pounds of paper and fell. when she got home, she laid down on the bed so dad could wrap her legs in ice. 20 minutes later he unwrapped her. after they talked about the pain, she said "now i just have that kind of numb feeling you get when the orphans move in."
we (me and my dad) were both like
. she meant endorphins, but she couldn't remember which"-orphin" it was. that's my mom!