Oh, The Things Kids Say

[saracidaltendencies]

Yesterday my husband, 2 kids, and I went to a Chinese restaurant near our house. We were there for a little while when hubby asked me if there was anywhere else we needed to go after we ate. My son, 3 years old, says "Michaels!" My husband and looks at him and says, "Michaels? What do we need from Michaels?" And, my son replies, "Yarn!" I started laughing my butt off!

On a side note, he also called his sister a smart a** earlier in the day! Of course I told him that's not nice to say and a** is a bad word, but, when he wasn't looking, I couldn't help but laugh!

[snowbear]

Kids can say the darndest things..lol. They are usually the ones that says the truth when others just think it...

At least your son know to go shopping for the #1 item!

[Jan in CA]

I think we've all got stories we could tell on our kids!

[knittingymnast]

[gingerbread]

Oh boy do they say things I was picking up my grandson yesterday from school. They have cards so as no one else can take them. So he puts his card in the box, Teacher asks about granddaughter I say, she stayed home with a cold. My grandson without a second says, she doesn't have a cold. I turned red and very quickly walked out before the teacher started laughing.

[saracidaltendencies]

Yeah, sometimes ya just wish you could hide in a corner with the things they say!

I think one of the most embarrassing for me was when my daughter was about 4. We're in the middle of the grocery store, surrounded by people and she blurts out, "I like your boobs, Mama!" LOL! Man, I don't know if my face has ever been redder!

[alleusion]

I'm sure my children have embaressed me mightily in years past, but for the life of me I can't remember. One story that does stick in my head is one my sister told me.

My neice was in the process of potty training and my sister still had to clean up after her. They were in the grocery store and Georgia started wiggling around in the shopping cart. My sister asked her what was wrong and Georgia, in a volume that only a 3 year old could maintain, said "My butt hurts - you didn't wipe me good enough!"

[saracidaltendencies]

LOL! Oh man, talk about making mommy feel terrible!

[lelvsdgs]

My ex-husband thought it was so funny to teach our 2 year old daughter how to say "fart"...until we were in a restaruant and she says loudly "Daddy, you farted!!". Yeah, he didn't teach her any more "you can only say that at home" words until she was much older.

[knittingymnast]

LOL Lelvsdgs!