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Old 03-11-2008, 11:52 PM   #1
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Funny kids-say-the-darndest-things joke
I laughed till I cried. Enjoy!

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
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Old 03-12-2008, 12:25 AM   #2
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That is truly hilarious. OMG thanks so much for sharing that gem! I hope you wrote that into his baby book so you can em-barr-a$$ him really well when he brings home "the love of his life" for her first "family" visit.
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Thanks, that made my day. How hilarious and poor mom!
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I've got to stop asking my 4 year old if she has to potty.
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Thanks! Loved it.
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