I've heard of people losing digits by having them in the way of the string on a crossbow.
When you asked if there was still a wedding I would've given you a thumbs up.
I don't know if it's as much about getting in trouble as it is about not wanting to cause hysteria. When I came in (as a kid) with my knee hanging out after a motorcycle wreck I told my dad and my mother had to nose in and started screaming. I knew better than to tell her, should've closed the bathroom door.