Here is a strange story:
I was cleaning my house one day when I saw a dent in the wall. I got curious and used a hammer to chip off the dry wall (Very carefully) and discovered a hidden staircase!!! I loved adventures in my books for I was
. I climbed up and discovered a small attic. Nothing was in there except a box. I opened it up and discovered a bunch of yarn!! It was the perfect quality and I was so happy. I was running low on yarn and now I had a lot! The adventure did not stop there! I found a note on the bottem. This is what it said.
I am very old and about to die. I wish to give this to a knitter, but none in the family. To whoever finds this box I hid, please give it to a knitter.
NO concloser! I asked who lived here before me and it turned out that an old knitter used to live there two familes behind me! Well that is it!
"All's fair in love and war." from John Lyly's 'Euphues'